Who you gonna call… when the apocalypse breaks loose? Plot Twist: I’m actually the last person you call because I’m still trying to get my post apocalypse outfit together. Last Saturday, you saw me show off my killer fashion sense with a glimpse into my own form of post-apocalyptic fashion. Today, you’re about to see the entire squad rise and help you make your choice on who is most fit to lead.. the apocalypse war.
Post Apocalypse War
featuring Saint Mortis, MUAYV, and Jasemine-Denise
You decide. You’re forming your ultimate team for the apocalypse. There’s going to be everything. Zombies, vampires, killers, and no Winchester, Slayer, or Walking Dead hero can help you. They’ve all either went to hell and rose up as a demon, been taken out by their vampire lover, or had someone betray them and sacrifice them to the zombies surrounding them. (Too soon, Glenn?) You’re down to the dream team and believe me, we ‘aint as dreamy as it looks.
So. Take your pick.
Will it be.. the weapon master?
Before the apocalypse began, Saint and her boyfriend Kage stocked up on weapons. Unfortunately, a little after their first shoot together… Her husband was killed fighting what he was sure was a flesh-eating zombie. Everyone thought he was crazy but Saint knew as she stood over his body… the apocalypse was coming. All around us, our friends were turning. One turned into a vampire, one killed her husband in cold blood and one.. turned into a feral cat.. but Saint never skipped a beat. She simply prepared herself for the inevitable.
Her weapons a devotion to her late boyfriend… her only mission in life is to have stories for him when they finally reunited on the other side. She’s savage in her skill– slice first ask questions later…
Will it be MUAYV and her trusty sidekick?
Before the apocalypse hit, Squishy was a makeup artist. Once the war began, she grew out her hair, developed a boss babe partner and fell in love. The apocalypse became less of a fearful territory and more of a playground for the couple who loved a good slay. While Squishy was no weapons master, she was creative. Her kills had finesse in them because the precision she learned as a makeup artist carried over into her fighting style. The apocalypse started for her when she saw a vampire rise from the grave just a few years back. Though the vampire hadn’t killed her, she knew. It changed her. No longer was she the sweet, pink haired girl she had been years ago.. She was a warrior now, and she came with a killer sidekick.
Finally, your favorite Photographing Sniper
The only experience she had shooting prior to the apocalypse was in Call Of Duty and as a photographer. After she landed her first IRL headshot, she felt as though she was never turning back. Notorious for being the last one showing up but the best dressed, Jasemine-Denise only has one thing in mind. Stay sharp, stay alive.
So, Who Would You Choose If War Broke Out…
The entire squad of babes is available at your fingertips but let’s be honest… You don’t want to put us all together. We may look badass but it only lasts about… Five seconds before we all break into a fit of giggles.
Saint Mortis as the Weaponry Goddess
MUAYV as Squishy
James Garner as Squishy’s sidekick.
Second Photographer: Ray Collins
Squishy’s Dreads BY:
RocknRoll Fiber Farm